EnsignWashout

joined 3 years ago
[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

"I think that's our airlock, Scotty. Our approach feels fast?! Oh. There it went."

"Okay. Yes, let's enjoy a nice sweeping panoramic pass."

"Thank you, Mr. Scott. Now let's go brief those crew all lined up at... we missed the airlock again, Mr Scott."

"Shall we double back?"

...

"Right. After another sweeping panoramic pass. Of course. No, it's fine. I can cut my speech shorter."

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 0 points 15 hours ago

I'm excited about the day when these shop owners learn about Furry Porn.

"I found pictures online that looked like our two shop mascots. They seem to really love each-other, Bob."

It'll be glorious.

But maybe they're all already aware and are just advertising their support for the Furry community.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 5 points 15 hours ago

"THIS is Ceti Alpha V!"

Please fix the tabs thing.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

So, "Star Wars: Starfighter" gets to find out how badly a modern sci-fi can get it's ass handed to it by the original "Star Wars". This should be entertaining.

But then - "Directed by Shawn Levy", so I'm gonna see it.

Nice.

This duck is the new acceptable answer, when someone asks "what is art?".

All philosophical answers need not apply. The answer is just this picture.

Any detailed philosophical arguments about art are still allowed to continue, but those discussions must now treat this "smoking duck stuck in traffic" as their shared first axiom.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Everybody says the data isn't retained. It's very stylish, today, to claim to delete unused data, at least until it get breached

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 23 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (15 children)

This feels penny wise dollar stupid, by the restaurant.

If I go into an all-you-can-eat restaurant, and a person like this guy isn't there being treated like royalty for being a regular, I know the food, and the vibe, will suck, and I'm not coming back.

The whole thing reeks of bad management, by an owner or manager who has no idea what line of business they're in.

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"fu, I have money"

is waaaay in the rearview mirror for these folks, though.

And when it comes to number 2, they're number 1!

[–] EnsignWashout@startrek.website 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Camera pans uncomfortably and refocuses on MoonRaven's cat buying NFTs on an old laptop in the background.

I think Warframe is the only (non-open source) free to play game I have nice things to say about.

I never felt any pressure to pay, but every few months of playing and I would think, "I feel like I should chip these folks some cash, again".

And then they do make it fun to chuck them some money.

Most of the purchasables may as well just say "trust us, it's fun", for all I understood any of them before buying. (I think I bought maybe 4 frames while playing for about a year.)

After playing for awhile, I do trust them. I've not been disappointed with any purchased frame or item - with the understanding that both are pretty much just amusing "thank you" gimmicks for supporting.

Warframe has been a good time. I sort of expect it to enshitify at any moment, but for now they seem chill.

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