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What was your cringe teenage phase? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

very thick-ribbed

For her pleasure. ;)

why do most celebrities/influencers & some normal people have those fake-looking teeth? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

"nude tooth"

What?

Mullvad plans to remove support for OpenVPN in little over a year, on 2026-01-15 in c/privacy@lemmy.ml

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I feel like that's kind of a case of circular reasoning though: we move away from it because it's legacy, and it's legacy because we're moving away from it... Mind you, I'm no expert on VPNs; this is just something I thought I'd bring to attention here.

Would you pick Florida or Hawaii for a beach vacation in Dec - Jan? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I'm trans. If I went to Florida, I'd die, at worst (just kidding; that's not the worst that would happen), and be sent to prison at best, where I would then probably be killed one way or the other.

I don't know if you're trans (nor is it my business). But if not, then you might have better luck. Maybe.

Hawaii meanwhile is a far more LGBT-friendly locale. So, yeah, Hawaii it is bitches!

What positive things do you expect from Trumps upcoming four years? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago

Only a tenth, huh? Well, you do you.

What positive things do you expect from Trumps upcoming four years? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I thought you said "Elmo gets EVs mandated" and I was so confused for a second. x_x

What's the dumbest way you've seen someone get fired? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 week ago

WOW. RUDE.

(Them, not you.)

I'm feeling like just hiding in bed for the next 4 years. Friends on Lemmy, got any advice for us Americans coping with the oncoming shit show that is the Trump GOP takeover? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

That costs money.

Why are people politicizing Peanut the Squirrel in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

Is...Is that a quote from a movie or something?

Why are people politicizing Peanut the Squirrel in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I refuse. You're not my real mom!

Why are people politicizing Peanut the Squirrel in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Just to be clear here, nothing has ever been pure or sacred. We're only told that as children.

Serious question time. Does anyone else have the issue of realizing they haven't had any good experiences with anyone of any public service occupation? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

Keep firing, assholes!