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I'll raise "Sales Call Abyss", a hold music made for torturing telemarketers if you have access to your work's phone exchange

Oktoberfest?

It's so you can have the New Turkey Mode

I only keep windows around for games

Most games (well, those without invasive anti-cheats) run on Linux as well

and raising generations of people who have no fucking concept of how any of it works

Only two generations were got to be technologically literate.

Yet

3-in-1 instant coffee packets are installing a distro into WSL from the Microsoft Store

It's not released yet.

nanoscale transistors

Sooo the same transistors just even smaller?

but even things such as phone thickness are announced in ml

Phone thickness in millilitres? I knew they have a hard time mixing metric with imperial but this is kind of ridiculous

Krita isn't a photoshop clone, it's a drawing program.

I thought you were going to ask for better RISC-V support.