Fester

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[–] Fester@lemm.ee 42 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

"consumers risk losing access to the benefits of free or heavily subsidized handsets because the proposal would force providers to reduce the line-up of their most compelling handset offers."

I can’t stress this enough: It’s almost always cheaper to pay full price for a phone, plus a pay-over-time fee through your credit card if needed, and use a prepaid MVNO instead of a major carrier.

So what they really mean is “we risk losing profits on our inflated rates if we can’t trap customers in our overpriced plans and play games with their bills.”

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Bizarro EPA

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 175 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It sued itself in its confusion!

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have nipples, Greg.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 56 points 1 month ago

There are 4 pips,

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 20 points 1 month ago (12 children)

Toyota, Mazda and Honda are the only makes I’ve really ever considered, or ever plan to consider. Of those 3, Honda has not gone that route yet as far as I know. Correct me if I’m wrong.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 111 points 1 month ago (39 children)

I was considering a Mazda for my next car. Now I’m not.

I live in a place that gets fucking cold in the winter. If the normal fob option were always available and you get the option to pay for the convenience using an app, that would be one thing - though $10/month for that is ridiculous. But removing the fob option and locking this basic feature behind a subscription is exactly the sort of game I don’t want my vehicle to play with me.

Go ahead and sell roadside coverage, parts/repairs, batteries, get royalties from Sirius or whatever for extra cash flow. Make a great app that adds new convenient live-service features and is worth paying for, even. But fuck all these new subscription un-gimping games.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At least it’s the newly elected House that starts its session in January, right?

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[–] Fester@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Im just imagining a cop asking if I know why I’m being pulled over and why I look so nervous, and I’m speechless because he’s wearing a fucking Vision Pro.

I know that’s not what’s happening here, but damn. Someday maybe.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Howard the coward ^👐^

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Someone’s got a bad case of the Tuesdays.

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