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I felt my blood pressure rising as I read this

Perfect satire!

This is so damned true.

Like how people relaxed once Biden was voted in, thinking that America had learnt what a clusterfuck Trump was

Yanks never seem to learn

Oh, I'm definitely not expecting the US to do the right thing, or even the less awful thing

I fully expect laws to be broken, people to be persecuted, and the entire system thrown into such disarray that your backwards excuse for a country becomes a dictatorship akin to Russia

But there's a small part of me that thinks that maybe it won't

It's a fucking small part.

I'm feeling a very dangerous thing:

Hope

I was pretty close to writing 'Murica off as a lost cause. You lot keep doing the most fucking horrible things

Please don't break my heart yet again

I got permanently banned for violence

I said "bad bot" to someone saying Elmo didn't do a nazi salute

They'll use whoever is useful

I'd usually agree, but for the fact that it's absolutely skewering Trump and Vance

It's incredibly disturbing

Hopefully it has them both absolutely seething

Why not?

Because people are weird

Hopefully it made you laugh at least!