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"Aunt" aside, this feels a lot more existential than motivational. I wonder if they have any other hand embellished furnishings like:

• Your days are numbered, and you just lost one more.
• It's over, you can't change yesterday; you never could.
• You're one day closer to finding out if you regret how you lived.

That's a heck of a compliment, thanks! Seems like Chuck can write about anything, as long as it's about being pounded in the butt.

Dear OP, I find the premise of not having a "puter" when I die to be very speculative, and not particulatly reflective of the world we live in. Individuals carrying smartphones in their pockets is very commonplace, and I find it very probable that I will indeed have one on my person when I die. If not, it's likely that I'm at home, where I possess several computers.

Perhaps you meant this to be more of a "you cannot use a computer after you've already died" situation, but I have to interpret based on the information I've been given. A few words in a title is all I have to go by, so I am required by Internet law to debate those words as-is. I will await your rebuttal, as is custom in the "facts and logic" forum.

Computer (optional).

The still darkness emboldens my tongue, as it embraces its newest lover. You, a dry and porous morsel of crouton grips to me, pleading for moisture as your friction electrifies my taste buds. We share this fleeting moment of ecstasy together, our bodies melding ever softer in our yearning. I know you now—all of you—and I'm left with a cheesy garlic memento of our time together. Normally the stillness of the night is eerie to me, but tonight, I feel the world simply wished to give us room to experience each other. I'm grateful that I could ever find love, and eternally so that I found it with you.

If I do this, I'll be little more than a shell of who I once was...

Since Rome has already been built, this should be a walk in the park.

Oh sweet, thanks!

He can afford foreshortening and detailed hands, in a stickman world‽ His greed sickens me.

🗹 I'm not a robot, but sometimes I feel like one when I'm just going through the motions of life. Not in a literal sense, as this is a personification of robots, but I think it may still be relevant to your question.

I think Nintendo could've saved money by simply selling most of the fanbase black bricks instead. The devices would work equally as often, and fans would still buy them anyway.

Mine just has WINE every now and again, but liquor is liquor!