FoxyFerengi

You're thinking of hors d'oeuvres. If horses aren't real, where do sore throats come from?

Are you saying I should take those bibles from the Jackasses that stand in front of my university science building doors every semester? Maybe ask for the whole box? I wonder if bibles are recyclable lol

I don't know if it can be fixed. Nearly everyone I know irl is refusing to ~~watch~~ engage with the news and are instead burying their heads in sand, waiting till the next election. And these aren't like Facebook zombies, they're intelligent people with well developed critical thinking skills. The barrage of bad news made them shut everything out, and now they are shocked at the things that do slip through to them.

The friends that are planning to be safe spaces don't have a single clue about opsec. It's admirable they want to do that, but they've already been compromised and dont realize it

My post paid tmo plan is $60/mo. Why tf is a prepaid $60 too? Maybe I'm out of touch, but prepaid used to be like the most bare bones plans available

My 16yo cat is definitely a prim and proper old lady. Oddly, I call the 4yo Maine Coon "little man" even though he's easily 4x the old lady's size

I'm probably forever going to call my dog "bestest girl", but she's starting to get a grey muzzle too

We can't be giving homeless people free drinking water when there's golf courses to maintain in the desert /s

It's ridiculous how society treats homeless people like pests

Where the Red Fern Grows

I was a very sad child and that book gave me lots of excuses to be crying all the time xD

Right? The text service I use doesn't allow video. Sometimes it won't allow large photos either lol

Wait, he was willing to take Greenland by force for their resources, and now he's giving up America's?? Was he just planning on turning Greenland over to Putin in the first place?