GalacticSushi

If your home is being physically searched you're probably cooked already. At best you're in a country that wouldn't do so unless they knew for sure they'd find something. At worst you're in a country that doesn't actually care of there's anything to find.

That one sitting of gorging yourself on Flintstones vitamins is the reason you survived COVID.

Well done, everybody! The Woke Trans Agenda has finally come to fruition.

It's hard to win an argument with a smart person. It's impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.

Yet I always convince myself it'll do the opposite.

I met a non-binary prospector once. They told me "there's gold in them/their hills!"

Sorry not sorry Google, I use Mullvad and Firefox!

There are a lot of people who objectively should not own a dog, let alone a puppy.

Okay but if we're talking about Midwesterners, they're not leaving yet. There's gonna be another 20 minutes of conversation while everyone is standing, then they'll head over to the door for another 20 minutes conversation, once the door is open they'll stand on the front porch and talk for another 20 minutes.

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt

Saint Peter don't you call me cause I can't go

I owe my soul to the company store

Link is goals for literally every conceivable permutation of genders and sexualities.