GasMaskedLunatic

Need to start calling this Web No.0 because it is such a downgrade from every other iteration.

Not satire. Basically an advertisement.

*when asked what foods are best to insert into your rectum

Same. Signed up for one service and the Tuta account was gone within 2 days. Fuck em. It's one thing to know your account can disappear at any time, it's another to know they have a consistent history of doing it. I will never consider them a legitimate option for email nor recommend them to anyone.

It's different. Try going to the site, clicking the permissions button (two lines with circles at the ends) in the left of the URL bar, and see if 'Extract canvas data' is blocked. If it is, I'd suggest unblocking it and then re-loading the site, navigate to the part that's messed up and see if it asks if you want to allow canvas data extraction. If so, you may need to reload the page again for it to work properly. If that isn't the case or doesn't work, I'm out of suggestions.

Have you tried only unblocking the Canvas tracking protection? This sounds like what happens to me when a site actually uses the feature to render something but it's blocked.

I cannot fathom the legal fees that will be incurred if they release 99.6% of Spotify to the public for free. Holy fucking shit.

That judge is a dumbass and any precedent that 'justifies' this ruling should be reviewed and struck down. This is called theft. And do eminent domain too while we're at it.

*when provided with disturbing prompts

The solution is simple then. Allow businesses to maintain a phone number for people who watch ads on TV. Not like businesses getting spam calls is that big an issue. Though I'm certain they'd be very enthusiastic to have the unique contact QR feature available for tracking in web ads.

Phone numbers need to be memorable. A disposable unique contact does not. You can print a QR code, easily save it to a device, transmit it via nearly anything with a connectible screen. Of course you would want to launch it with alongside phone numbers, not in place of it, but this is what should be the next 'innovation' in cellular communication.
That said, it does pose the problem of contacting someone with a phone that isn't your own, perhaps from jail. I'm sure they would never suggest putting an emergency contact chip in your hand for your own health and safety. No government would ever suggest something so silly. /s

Agreed.