Horizontally is the more aerodynamic option and hence superior
GissaMittJobb
Det hade man kunnat tro, ja!
Fully free assuming you have some level of equipment:
- Attend the local parkrun for a free 5k race
- Go for a walk in the park/forest, of which my city has a plethora
- Go for a walk in Old Town
- If in summer, go for a swim in the lakes
- Take a long bike ride
- If during winter, go ice skating
- Work out at an outdoor gym
Pretty cheap activities:
- Take one of the public transit boats out to the archipelago
- Take the train somewhere
- Check out a museum
D is the only sensible choice, there's really no debate here.
Square-cube law is coming to get you
Is the organization in the room with us right now?
A towel.
I don't take shits in the shower though, so there's really no risk of me wiping shit on my towel when drying my ass after showering. The bidet is good, but won't necessarily get everything 100% clean. Two squares of TP to get dry + ensure that everything is completely clean is a very cheap insurance policy.
Late-stage brainrot
I'm totally fine with just using two squares of paper to both get dry faster and to ensure that everything is fully clean post-bidet application, to be honest
and toilet paper should be banned
Are you just rocking a wet ass post-bidet application?
No, I'm talking about where the urine hits the toilet. If it hits a part that doesn't get washed by the flush, the urine dries out there and smells.
Everyone who plays the lottery might be a millionaire too