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At least the current version of the article uses past tense when referring to his presidency but doesn't claim he's dead.
That's the Kbin/mbin equivalent to Lemmy communities
If the computer has a PS/2 port that you aren't using, you could probably power the device by plugging it into a passive USB adapter like the ones that came with older keyboards and mice.
It probably is illegal in the EU, but I have no idea whether it would be illegal in the UK, too.
There are adapters that allow you to plug an M-key SSD into that A+E-key slot, for example that one: https://www.delock.de/produkt/64137/merkmale.html?f=s
They should work on most computers, but some machines have a whitelist of supported WiFi cards and ignore anything else you plug into the slot for the WiFi module.