Hamartiogonic

I don’t even need to come up with my own BS, when I can just copy some crazy nonsense written by other people. Here’s a sample:

UNDERSTANDING CRYSTAL VIBRATIONAL FREQUENCIES

Every crystal on Earth possesses its own energetic signature, measured in Hertz (Hz) or megahertz (MHz). These frequencies interact with our body’s energy field, creating resonance that can promote healing and balance.

As if sources even matter when traversing this deep in Crazy Town, but there you go anyway.

Hmm… that’s a good point. Basically anything other than a flat surface will have these bizarre properties.

Wow. That would be truly bizarre kind of space to live in.

If you draw a triangle on different parts of a toroid, would you get different angles?

How about a sturdy 10 mm lynch pin? When it snaps into place, you’ll know it.

And a bunch of other microbes too. A single species may dominate the population, but it’s highly likely that there are several other species hanging around as well. Adding some vinegar will make the conditions more challenging for most of them, so many will just die while others may struggle and grow very slowly.

In ELI5 speak: Gross bugs growing in there. Add vinegar to make it a bit nicer.

Should have called it EurOS. A lost opportunity, just saying.

Been keeping an eye on the temperature forecast, and it looks like I won’t be touching the tires any time soon. Maybe next month.

You can skip the part where someone gets a crowbar in the face, trip to the ER, 24 stitches and other exciting events like that. Just tell us what the weather was like when you went to buy your 5th pack of painkillers.

Yeah, that’s t true. Even steel utensils come in a variety of prices. The nicer ones look cool, have interesting shapes are heavy etc. Moderately priced ones are just stamped steel, but still good and durable. The cheap ones, are stamped out of the thinnest low grade trash you can find. Those will bend if you just look at them wrong. Also, some cheap fruit knives have a plastic handle and aluminum rivets. Stick that into a washing machine and you’ll find out how soluble aluminum is at high pH.

Dumb foreigner here, so what’s the deal with silverware? I mean, if you really want silverware, you get forks and knives that are actually made of silver and come in a fancy wood box. Do people use that word for common steel forks too?

Apparently there’s a mistake. Feel free to update the article.