Haus

joined 1 year ago
[–] Haus@kbin.earth 1 points 6 months ago

"Lemmee just manufacture a few million more MAGAs on my way out the door..."

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 25 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Tuxedo, top hat and tails, and a monacle. The pipe, of course, is suggested, but optional. Any less, and Jeeves will tut-tut you mercilessly.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A kid in my class put his arm inside a... I don't remember if it was a lion or tiger cage back on the 70s before safety was a thing. Being armless isn't the end, but I bet he regretted that decision.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 76 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I mean, if Harris loses, she might be headed to Jail as well, if I understand how enemy lists work.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 30 points 8 months ago

Makes sense. Most of the unsound guys I know are Trump supporters.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 12 points 9 months ago

Upvoted for the excellent pun. (For context, major Puerto Rico fuckup by the Trump campaign. )

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In Dutch, a potato is called aardappel, which literally translates to "earth apple" (aarde meaning "earth" and appel meaning "apple").

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 20 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I'd advise using an African Swallow.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Usernames that make you go "Wait, what?" and then transport you back in time 30 years.

[–] Haus@kbin.earth 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm pretty musically ignorant, but I wouldn't be surprised if the answer was Chicago.

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