HipsterTenZero

i have not owned a television since I was a child and came to develop my quirky ad-reviling character trait

Glup Shitto is the coolest, i cannot believe nobody's mentioned him yet

what a fucked up planet

we should live there

Making burritos. I've taken to adding in a bit of salsa and sour cream, and then finishing it in the oven with a layer of cheese on top and drizzling some hot sauce afterwards. I'm currently figuring out side dishes to go alongside them, and then i'll move onto the next dish that catches my attention.

update: oven broke lol

grits. the way my mother made them when I was a kid was plain and kind of unpleasant. I add sausage and cheese to mine.

the craving for absolute slop rears its ugly head every once in a while. I blame the ennui

it's really easy to exploit the worse parts of human psychology en masse when you have money, and its incredibly hard to undo that

I put on my robe and wizard hat. If the date goes well, maybe I'll show her my wand of magic missile.

My vote is for Gretchen.

Fingers. He looked like my hand because I was a silly goober who thought imaginary friends were dumb, but had no issue with anthropomorphizing my own hand.