Hossenfeffer

joined 2 years ago
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh crap, I bought some bin bags. I don’t think they were on sale though.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 2 weeks ago

I grew up in a small town in rural Scotland and now live in a city in England. So I miss the fields, the sea, the hills, the forests, the food, the people, the closeness, the pace of life, the community.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Peedow in a meedow. Obv.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 15 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

The claim was that carrots were good for eyesight in general but also for night sight in particular, suggesting the British pilots were scarfing down carrots by the bucketful and that was how their night patrols were able to intercept the German bombers so often.

Somewhere, I also read that German high command wanted their own pilots to up their carrot consumption but didn’t think the German pilots would go for it just because of the night sight thing, so they made up a lie that the British pilots ate the carrots to improve their sexual prowess.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Look into the switch statement instead of the else ifs.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 38 points 3 weeks ago

Threaten to change the WiFi password until he accepts your dominance.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t know, but I want one!!!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm so impressionable. Now I want a circus sandwich!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Take off and nuke the site from orbit.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Now you tell me! Where were you back then?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

I had a Corolla. A mid ‘80s model. Lasted me for years until the radiator went.

Took it to my local mechanic who said: “That fucker’s fucking fucked!”

In the face of such deep technical knowledge (and the fact that the work would have cost more than the car was worth at that point), I reluctantly let it go to scrap.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 3 weeks ago

The Bubba photos.

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