Hossenfeffer

joined 1 year ago
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

Ah, the ol’ lemmy switcheroo!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

The best alternative is to take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Don't think I've got the head-egg shape quite right.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Just head down to the basement, find the circuit breakers for your building and flip them all to off for 10 seconds. That usually gets you out of Vi.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 2 months ago

I can look at any car's wheels and tell you if it's run me over or not.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

SUV before it evolves.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 16 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Vi/Vim - had it on every computer I've owned or used since about 1991.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

She’s a former prosecutor. He’s a compulsive liar, misogynist and racist former reality TV star with dementia who isn’t used to being told to wait his turn before he can speak.

And together they fight grime?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 2 months ago

First thing I turned off in my new car when I got it. I hate the feeling that the car is no longer responding to my inputs.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 9 points 2 months ago

Friendship is based on shared experiences.

So you need to find some experiences to share with people. Whether that's evening pottery classes, joining (or starting) a man's shed, joining a book club, joining a local amateur sport team, getting into a virtual TTRPG, joining a bridge club, or a chess club, or litter picking group, or bird-watching group... or something entirely different it'll work as long as you have repeated exposure to the same group of people. Unless you pick a group who are all assholes. Or if you're an asshole.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

There once was a bard from Japan
Whose limericks never would scan
When told this was so
He replied, 'Yes, I know"
"But I always try and fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 3 months ago

My eight year old laughed. My ten year old groaned. My wife sighed and rolled her eyes.

Perfection.

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