HurlingDurling

You're talking about over a hundred people being reckless which seems hard to believe.

I hope you never have to drive in Charlotte, NC during rush hour. We sometimes even shoot at each other instead of honking our horns over here.

Probably blocking the road

This needs to be spammed by bots directly to his twitter (yes I know the deuce called it X now, but fuck that) account till the ends of time.

I can already hear my friends indian mom complaining when she's gonna be a grandmother (my buddy doesn't even have a GF right now)

"Available"

For bots to get the whole stock for corporate needs

Worse actually, but I get the reference.

HP used to make good printers... in the 90s

As opposed to Florida?

What a time to be alive

But it isn't the entire point tho, I use it when connected to public wifi networks to keep my connection secure. Sure, not letting your local ISP spy on you and report it to the gov is one but not the entire point.

Gibson gang checking in with password "GOD"

Why is a server in Washington DC not safe and secure? I'll give you private against government snooping it's not, but it can still be safe and secure.