InternetUser2012

joined 4 months ago
[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 4 points 2 months ago

That Corolla will outlast all of the fords you've owned put together too.

[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aaaaand that's going to be it for snapchat. FUCK the greed, fuck your ads. FUCK your analytics.

[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 6 points 2 months ago

I want to blame shareholders. The constant drive to fuck the people working for you to make an extra 10 cents is disgusting. Record profits though! Here have a pizza party, only 1 slice per person though, more isn't in the budget.

[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

ANTARTICA!!!!!! ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FREEDOM!!!!

[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 19 points 2 months ago

If she wins and she does this, I will open my own business. I've been on the fence for months about it, this is enough to pull it off. I look forward to a future with her as our President.

[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 57 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I could make a lot of money too if I could use copyrighted shit for free.

[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago

I've tried that, it didn't work....unfortunately.

[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Welp, then according to their plan, you didn't turn out fine, you're the problem. Good for you though, I'm hoping your state turns it around quickly because I really want to live there. It's beautiful and I love the weather there, I just can't deal with the bullshit they're doing.

[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Feel free to call me after hours. Just be aware, I charge $50 for answering the call up to 9am, $100 after that and $25 per five minutes I'm on the phone. If I'm required to log into a computer, $100 additional for the login, and again $25 per five minutes I'm on it. If you call me back before work hours, the prices double. Don't like it? Don't fucking call me. Want to fire me for it? Good luck, I'll collect unemployment and drag it out as long as humanly possible while taking a much needed break before getting a better job.

[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 10 points 2 months ago (4 children)

But, are you religious and support the right like it's your job?

[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They're here though, more by the day.

[–] InternetUser2012@lemmy.today 1 points 2 months ago

Thank you. I appreciate it.

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