JWBananas

Yes, we've had Windows 98. But what about second Windows 98?

Thank you for your creations! This one really tickled my brain the first time I saw it.

It's narrated by Morn.

There are some shows where actors just ad lib their lines, then there's Star Trek where you have to say exactly what's on the paper.

Sorry, neither!

2 words:

Doctor Pepper

Interesting pre-XP rendition of Bliss

Edit: /s

Let me see if I can explain it to you: Nerds don't have a problem with women; they have a problem with change. I'll give you an example: Nerds are upset at black stormtroopers in the new Star Wars movie. Do they have a problem with stormtroopers being black? No. They have a problem with you changing their definition of a stormtrooper. I'll be a little clearer: If the first time you introduce oatmeal to a nerd it has maple syrup in it, it better have maple syrup every fucking time, or it's not oatmeal.

– Larry Wilmore, on the closed-mindedness of sci-fi fans.

And then when I asked advice from people in Hollywood—I knew a handful of people, not many in those days—and I said to them, "Look, I've been offered this, what should I do? I've got plays lined up in London, I'm finally beginning to get a reputation in the West End playing leading roles." And they told me now, this is a six-year contract, don't worry about it. You cannot revive an iconic show like Star Trek, it cannot happen, you will be lucky to make it halfway through the season before it's canceled.

– Sir Patrick Stewart, on his decision to accept the role of Captain Picard

Could you please continue the petty bickering? I find it most intriguing.

And there it is. The one thing on the Internet that made me laugh audibly today. Bravo 👏

I didn't think there was any Trek that could haunt my brain more than TNG 1x25 Conspiracy did when I was 5.

I was wrong.