JadenSmith

McDonalds here in London is comical. I'm not even near the inner city (Greater London) and I'm surprised they get business these days.

The last time I wanted a burger I checked, and a meal was going for around £11+
I walked for five minutes and found a local place, paid about £7-8 for a proper good burger meal with better quality ingredients... They even asked me what kind of bun I wanted (went with brioche).

The meat wasn't as thin as a pencil either.

When I played the first one I just camped at the teleporters, and got many kills. It was a very long time ago, perhaps around that same time.

Extrajudicially unlicensed medication dispenser.

I don't know why people are even accusing him, that day he spent 12 hours helping me prepare for my bar mitzvah and I'm not even Jewish. Good man.

Once I was volunteering at Pride London, making sure people don't jump the barriers to the parade, and someone begins to approach me.
An absolutely gorgeous woman, I mean it was as if the greatest of all models just happened to walk towards me. She comes in close, my heart racing, places her mouth to my ear and says, "I was born with a dick." AND THEN JUST WALKS OFF!!!

Never saw her again. I was shocked, speechless, didn't even have time to grab her number.

This happened 19 years ago and I still think about it to this day... She could've been my Lola :(

To be fair, many of the earliest statues and such found were penises, or women with a chunky badonkadonk.

I don't think this is anything new. As humans, we may just like big butts. Why lie?

Just when I thought I had forgotten about this, y'all bring me right back in :(

In this case hydration can lead to a rather good ass, as well.

This gave me a genuine laugh, thanks haha.

When you consume a high fibre diet, you require more water than usual. Depending on the body type, it can be difficult to ascertain just how much water someone needs to consume.

If you drink a normal amount of water on a constantly high fibre diet, you can tear your anus doing a big poo. There is no nicer way to say it.

Being someone who has to consume high fibre, as part of a medical condition, I cannot stress this enough: DRINK WATER, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD DRINK MORE WATER THAN YOU USUALLY DO!!!

People online don't always seem to realise that the Daily Mail is considered THE worst newspaper publication, in the entire UK. It's the sort of thing you wouldn't pick up to line your floor for a new dog.