Wow.
O-kay, so I get to have a day off sometimes, and then some asshole comes along and says: "No, no, you should feel less godly about that," completely proving my point.
Idiots.
People glom onto the only entity bothering to do benchmarks/reviews/ratings/whatever, or at least the only popular one, even if the system is totally bogus.
I don't get any of this, really. MetaCritic and IMDB are also huge, and use alternate weighting systems, I believe. You can also just google the movie and underneath the 'big three reviewers,' there'll be a bunch more quality review sites, like NYT, The Guardian, Ebert's site and so forth.
So for anyone who wants to get a spectrum of opinions, it's really not that hard. Not unlike how one should get reliable news.
Thanks for checking that out! On my end, I found this version of "spank": https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/spanking#Etymology_1
Which of course is different from the other meaning, to "punish by swatting."
As for an example, from Tintin's Secret of the Unicorn:
https://i.imgur.com/6BguONT.jpeg
Question, if I may: in some sailing / pirate works I've read, a ship has been said to be making a "spanking pace."
Any relation with that back sail there?
I was just thinking that Sean Astin did a lovely job with Sam, but then I had the thought that pretty much *everyone* in the Fellowship was really strong. Some of the secondary actors maybe not so much, but then... not such a big deal since they're secondary roles.
"It still only counts as one!" Oh, and the dwarf-tossing thing.
So you think Gimli was portrayed a little farcically? I guess he did seem a little 'caricature-ish' at times, and maybe not as grim and deadly as he should have been as a great dwarf warrior. OTOH I think everything I've ever seen John Rhys-Davies in has been a little tongue-in-cheek, not unlike Brian Blessed.
his orks look like fucking zombies
LOL, I never thought of that, but I guess its true.
to me they are completely void of the fairytale-like magic the books have.
I tend to agree with that. So many of these Hollywood movies are utterly caught up with visuals & sound, building tension and manipulating audience reaction. Me, I'd love to see a BBC-made series adaptation if a budget could be found. One that could pay a little more attention to details and cover more of the text, such as including the Bombadil section, a proper return to Hobbiton, and the true coverage of Saruman's demise.
Another annoying thing for me is that some critical sections of the movie were shot but not included in the regular film, so you could only see these in the extended versions. For example, somewhere in the search below you can find:
- the FULL council of Elrond scene, in which Gandalf speaks the ring's inscription, the sky turns black, and even the elves quake in fear
- Saruman and Wormtongue meet their doom, even if it's not accurate to the books
- the amazing/hilarious appearance of the "Mouth of Sauron" before the final battle
- hmm, am I missing anything..?
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=lotr+extra+scenes
That said, I'm still kind of impressed by the movies given that Jackson and his little team were seemingly writing the adaptation on the fly, often finishing pages literally hours before they were shot. Really poor move by the studio IMO, which later wound up turning The Hobbit in to a total mess. Not that they likely cared due to money being their bottom line.
Btw, I do consider the extended 'making of LotR' movies to be significantly better films than LotR itself.
I pretty much agree with that. Somehow they got 'locked in' to cultural consciousness, which is cool in some ways, but deleterious in others IMO.
It's different for me though, since I'm a middle-aged guy who's been seeing various adaptations of The Hobbit & LotR for years, even if it's just fan-art stuff. Frodo does not necessarily look like Elijah Wood. Frodo looks like Frodo!
Another problem I had with the films (despite their quality) is that there were a few too many cheesy moments for me. For example when the cave troll speared Frodo, it was as if time stopped. Everyone in the party telepathically "knew," and swiveled their heads to look over in shock & horror, and of course the orcs all started moving in slow motion. Just show the damn event and follow-up with the aftermath, please. This isn't The Matrix, featuring "bullet-time," lol.
I've never been to Spain, but I'm guessing the artist draws on some local inspirations at the very least. This also gave me some 'Tokyo vibes,' or really, vibes from various European cities.
I imagine you might contact them at ArtStation to ask specifically.
I love dancing too, and was impressed by how realistic the two people were portrayed in these frames, even if it was also slightly hilarious due to the guy's age and cranky nature.
I've added two links to Blutch's stuff in the third paragraph.