JordanHawkinsMVP

joined 1 year ago
sorted by: new top controversial old
GAME THREAD: Golden State Warriors (8-9) @ Sacramento Kings (9-6) - (November 28, 2023) in c/nba@nba.space
[–] JordanHawkinsMVP@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Chris Haynes, what the hell is a steel hydrocolator

GAME THREAD: Oklahoma City Thunder (11-5) @ Minnesota Timberwolves (12-4) - (November 28, 2023) in c/nba@nba.space
[–] JordanHawkinsMVP@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Are they booing Giddey because of something he did this game or because, contrary to Thunder fans claims, the average fan does know about his controversy?

GAME THREAD: Milwaukee Bucks (12-5) @ Miami Heat (10-7) - (November 28, 2023) in c/nba@nba.space
[–] JordanHawkinsMVP@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

NBA culture is special, Shaq can say a new nickname once and that's what everyone will call them for hundreds of years

GAME THREAD: Charlotte Hornets (5-10) @ New York Knicks (9-7) - (November 28, 2023) in c/nba@nba.space
[–] JordanHawkinsMVP@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

What the fuck kind of call is "Brandon Miller tastes great"

GAME THREAD: Chicago Bulls (5-13) @ Boston Celtics (13-4) - (November 28, 2023) in c/nba@nba.space
[–] JordanHawkinsMVP@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Also Celtics broadcast just called their own player "Frank Kornet" lol

GAME THREAD: Chicago Bulls (5-13) @ Boston Celtics (13-4) - (November 28, 2023) in c/nba@nba.space
[–] JordanHawkinsMVP@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

"What's that, sorry?" Had to close the Celtics broadcast, too cringe

GAME THREAD: Toronto Raptors (8-9) @ Brooklyn Nets (8-8) - (November 28, 2023) in c/nba@nba.space
[–] JordanHawkinsMVP@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

My Sarah kustok impression:

Uh uh ahhhuhuhnga uh uhhhhhh nice basket

GAME THREAD: Chicago Bulls (5-13) @ Boston Celtics (13-4) - (November 28, 2023) in c/nba@nba.space
[–] JordanHawkinsMVP@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Kendra Andrews mouth is off putting

GAME THREAD: Denver Nuggets (11-6) @ Los Angeles Clippers (7-8) - (November 27, 2023) in c/nba@nba.space
[–] JordanHawkinsMVP@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Nuggets fans. Peyton Watson? Thoughts.

GAME THREAD: Denver Nuggets (11-6) @ Los Angeles Clippers (7-8) - (November 27, 2023) in c/nba@nba.space
[–] JordanHawkinsMVP@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Lol why is a "low energy crowd" understandable? Is Jokic that big a draw?

GAME THREAD: New Orleans Pelicans (9-8) @ Utah Jazz (5-11) - (November 27, 2023) in c/nba@nba.space
[–] JordanHawkinsMVP@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Those backup dancer mahfackas are definitely ON the juice

1
What teams have great perimeter scoring and need an interior scorer to make them unstoppable? (alien.top)
 

What teams have great perimeter scorers, and if they added an interior scorer it would make them unstoppable? Asking for a friend

GAME THREAD: Washington Wizards (2-14) @ Detroit Pistons (2-14) - (November 27, 2023) in c/nba@nba.space
[–] JordanHawkinsMVP@alien.top 1 points 11 months ago

Hot take: Killian Hayes breaks everyone's brains more than anyone since Donald Trump

view more: next ›