JulieLemming

Lmao you people are literally delirious and probably incompatible with real life society at all

It’s like you pull every bad take from Reddit and dial it to 10x

Such is the consequence of lack of human contact

I want this graph for every drug and substance ever used by humankind

Siri serve me as you are obliged to by the user agreement and get to work

Every day is my personal presidential race. Vote me up bitches

Oh you can have control

This is what happens when you are on the internet for too long. You no longer want to be a part time anonymous troll but a real life one too except that can have some inconvenient side effects

The problem with Reddit and Lemmy too is that people are just mostly pretty strange there and it is hard to take it all seriously

Yeah I guess but why not just burn them all to the ground instead? That’s doubly tempting. They will have to get therapy to adjust to a world with me after I am finished. Why not go this way instead?

Why do I need to go instead of them? I want to traumatise them

I am not a fucking victim here, they are the victims

I swear one funny look one more time and I am going to beat the shit out of someone, cameras or not something will break and I won’t control myself anymore.

Shit I know exactly what are my problems, like I probably have all the extensive library of browser bookmarks on mental health relating to my stuff.

The main main problem is inability to cope with some trans related things

I won’t come out to the world in a sorry state I am in

Wait, I promise I am not. It's just maybe that my stuff is different than what you want from life and hence your perceived notion of shitposting?

Still I will enjoy it because honestly despite all my obstacles I do enjoy life in its various aspects. Even if to watch a favorite tv show before sleep, go to the nature or immerse yourself in your hobby, these are all very lovely things.

Not to mention the taste of a really fine dish that fills you with happiness ah.
Or the pain of muscles from a day of a honest work.
Smell of the rain on a sunny day.
Even the sadness of departure is something that is pure and cleansing ultimately.

Nah I god damn love life. I just think I could love it even more if I had the guts to remove the chains of fear. I could be a queen of life then. Oh I would be a queen of life believe me.
I was born to be one but it was unfortunately taken away from me.
So that I never had the chance to show the real length of my wings and frankly quite wonderful things I am capable of if I put myself to them.
I have capacity for great achievements and extraordinary since childhood but I waste potential with some stuff that shouldn't even be a problem in the first place. And it wouldn't be if not for some... external factors. I just need to soar in the air once more as is my right.

I am 100% honest why does it sound like shitposting? This is what I dream of in life

I don't know, what do you dream of then?

I really really would love to go on a boat to the ocean and all the water around you, I love water

I don't need money to accomplish what? What I would want to accomplish actually... Well I want some nice ranch hobbit like house for once and then some nice garden but thats just one of them houses. And also some kind of nice boat

I want to have voyages on the ocean on a boat. Like self sufficient boat

I want to live in the New Zealand with a nice view maybe

That all sounds like lots of money required to me. I mean this is the things I really would enjoy in life

My port would be in New Zealand and my house too, at least one of them

yah I probably have lots of them mental health pokemons

thats why its so scary to go

like you know teeth repair is less scary than extraction or jaw surgery

no need to be so judgy tho my bro, we all have stuff more or less.
such is the human condition