Jumpingspiderman

joined 1 year ago
[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I’m pretty happy with our LG fridge and induction stove

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

People are saying that Stephen Miller went into politics because he lacks the arm strength to strangle prostitutes.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It will be much like how the Soviets kept the rotting corpse of Brezhnev “alive” for quite some time. Krasnov’s rotting corpse will be elevated with a stick up its ass and waved around until it falls completely apart.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

12 year olds are on average a lot smarter than your usual GOP congresscritter. In fact howler monkeys are smarter than your average GOP congresscritter.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

The only criminality involved with ICEblock would be that of ICE kidnapping and detaining people, even people legally in the country and including US citizens.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It will be true that it will be way more expensive for Red Staters to move to Blue states. Since Red States already have shittier and weaker economies.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Economic devastation is an inevitable result of making policy divorced from objective reality. Let the religious lunatics feel the FO part of FAFO.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Banning religion really isn't a good idea. Look at what happened in the Soviet Union. But banning and rigorously enforcing religious interference in politics is a much more sensible and fair strategy. It's also one that the United States used to have until numerous administrations refused to enforce the ban.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Except this particular idea isn't quite as crazy as her other ideas. It's really gotten to the point that the Red States and the Blue States lack a common purpose or any reason to be united. A gentle split into two countries, one founded on the principles of The Enlightenment and another with the laws and mores of Bronze Age herders- e. g. JesusLand, makes sense to me. As long as the latter doesn't have nuclear weapons.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Well, it's pretty clear that democracy is what we gave up.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

California resident here. I would be SO down with that- as long as there's an impenetrable wall to our East.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So, I now know what dem scum is top of the list to get primaried

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