Jumpingspiderman

joined 1 year ago
[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m pretty happy with our LG fridge and induction stove

People are saying that Stephen Miller went into politics because he lacks the arm strength to strangle prostitutes.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It will be much like how the Soviets kept the rotting corpse of Brezhnev “alive” for quite some time. Krasnov’s rotting corpse will be elevated with a stick up its ass and waved around until it falls completely apart.

12 year olds are on average a lot smarter than your usual GOP congresscritter. In fact howler monkeys are smarter than your average GOP congresscritter.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

The only criminality involved with ICEblock would be that of ICE kidnapping and detaining people, even people legally in the country and including US citizens.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

It will be true that it will be way more expensive for Red Staters to move to Blue states. Since Red States already have shittier and weaker economies.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Economic devastation is an inevitable result of making policy divorced from objective reality. Let the religious lunatics feel the FO part of FAFO.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Banning religion really isn't a good idea. Look at what happened in the Soviet Union. But banning and rigorously enforcing religious interference in politics is a much more sensible and fair strategy. It's also one that the United States used to have until numerous administrations refused to enforce the ban.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Except this particular idea isn't quite as crazy as her other ideas. It's really gotten to the point that the Red States and the Blue States lack a common purpose or any reason to be united. A gentle split into two countries, one founded on the principles of The Enlightenment and another with the laws and mores of Bronze Age herders- e. g. JesusLand, makes sense to me. As long as the latter doesn't have nuclear weapons.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Well, it's pretty clear that democracy is what we gave up.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

California resident here. I would be SO down with that- as long as there's an impenetrable wall to our East.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

So, I now know what dem scum is top of the list to get primaried

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