Yo momma's lips are so loose, she leaks government secrets.
Justas
joined 1 year ago
Yes, but how many of them started shooting?
inb4 Mexican cartels start selling Mexican insulin and other medicine to broke Americans at lower prices.
I mean kinda, but he used his authority very sparingly.
In most of Europe this isn't leftist policy, it's common sense centrist policy.
The old Deus Ex and Endless Space are the ones I listen to the most.
I hope that Mazda isn't a diesel one.
Jeff Bezos defends Washington Post’s decision to stop presidential endorsements days before election
His wife already looks like a Barbie doll.
No, but have some Lithuanian ones.
Don’t spit in a well as one day you may drink from it.
Bend the tree while it is young.
Flax is not yet sown and they are already weaving the linen.
You will know a horse by his teeth and a man by his talk.
God gave teeth, God will provide the bread.
Cat stroking leads to hump raising.
Old love does not rust.
The shoemaker is always barefoot.
Whatever you do, do it well.
There is no medicine that can cure stupidity.
Well begun, is half done.
Idioms
Spoons after supper (too late to bring something up)
hang noodles on the ears (try to fool someone)
like a fifth leg for a dog (something useless)
don’t say ‘wheee’ before jumping over the ditch (too early to brag about something)
sitting like they were just kissed (to be lost and disoriented)
walking like they just sold the land (to be sad)
catch the corner (to grasp the meaning)
my roof is riding away (I am losing my mind)
it’s a fact like a pancake (something easy to accept)
to pour from an empty container into a leaky one (to talk without saying anything meaningful)
go and visit the dwarves (visit the bathroom)
like a finger in the eye (to say something accurate)
it left on the dog’s tail (a plan that failed)
cutting a mushroom (to do useless work)
to shepherd the eyes (look at something nice)
wrap words in cotton wool (trying to speak nicely about a difficult subject)
to leave someone on ice (to abandon someone)
show the goats (to cry and scream when you don't get what you want)
to clarify a relationship (to fight someone)
No, I wasn't. It took me 2 months to switch jobs. With unused vacation money, I got about 1 month's worth of my regular salary. The people who stayed didn't get their salaries for 3 months due to cash flow issues.
When a plant or an animal is toxic, very often it's a defense mechanism.
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I sometimes catch my Motorola doing that at night, sometimes it even updates.