JustinTheGM

I was under the impression that the chemicals involved in recycling paper products, combined with the fact that virgin paper is almost entirely sourced from managed, quick-growing tree farms, make paper recycling also undesirable?

Bet she refused to refill some Boomer's pain meds and they decided to 'report' her as revenge.

Jury nullification only helps if you get an actual jury.

Aaron Rodgers, since he turned into the Q-B

More like homicidally stupid.

I've camped there, it's pretty nice!

The 'S' in IOT stands for Secure

We definitely whip shitties in WI, too.

For those wondering, this played out well! OP found someone to take the job. His wife bit on the prank gleefully, was actually thrilled by the idea that OP had a son he didn't know about. When the prank was revealed, she thought it was hilarious. Ultimately pretty wholesome, OP married a keeper.

You don't even have to passive voice it - a simple "I felt upset" is fully valid without assigning blame.

Have you looked into Ubiquiti equipment? They're generally pretty solid, and might have everything you need.

It still falls back onto the driver, as they chose to start driving without everyone buckled in.