I call it 'Ode to the late Hermione', written to the tune of Ode to joy:
Stinker pooper farter tooter, Smelly butt and rotten arse, If you weren't such a cuter, We would send your butt to Mars.
NASA would be ove-erjoyed with, Geoforming going well. Ooooh, How can such a little kitty, Make Mars smell like rotten hell.
But be careful, don't light fires, Her farts are quite flammable, Turning Mars into a pyre, Stinking gas cloud pole to pole.
I call it 'Ode to the late Hermione', written to the tune of Ode to joy:
Stinker pooper farter tooter,
Smelly butt and rotten arse,
If you weren't such a cuter,
We would send your butt to Mars.
NASA would be ove-erjoyed with,
Geoforming going well. Ooooh,
How can such a little kitty,
Make Mars smell like rotten hell.
Stinker pooper farter tooter,
Smelly butt and rotten arse,
If you weren't such a cuter,
We would send your butt to Mars.
But be careful, don't light fires,
Her farts are quite flammable,
Turning Mars into a pyre,
Stinking gas cloud pole to pole.