KingJalopy

To me it looks like what I thought Macaulay Culkin would look like when he was older instead of what we got.

rip mitch

rip mitch

Are they so dumb They don't realize that when we pause a video we are likely not watching or even near our fucking phone or screen at that time?

They are just mad because nobody wants to give them money to look at their feet.

Someone up there ^ found the original post but not the gender swapped version. But it's still a made up dumb story.

Sounds gender fluid. And real.

But the outside part covers the inside and is the only part that goes inside. The inside is still inside while being inside your ear protecting the inside of your ear from the inside of the earbud.

Or you could do the super smart cheat code way and eat waaay too many mushrooms one night thinking you can handle it, then get your ego absolutely fucking annihilated, realize you are actually one with the entirety of the universe and therefore actually just one with the girl you wanna talk to as all things are intrinsically entwined and you've finally achieved total absolute understanding of life and existence itself and hope you can explain it to her after it wears off with that same clarity without using the words "I'm literally inside you".

Or so I hear...

Nah, when it comes to social shit like that, you just have not give a fuck what people think about you anymore, because honestly, they probably fucking aren't. You'd have to be pretty egotistical to think so, and if you were, you'd probably be one of those douche bags that bothers girls who don't want to talk to them.

This is cattlelac of pun chains 😂

I don't have to Google for you, I'm a redditologist, like I said and I know what I said so find your own source because the burden of proof is on you cognitive dissonance straw man argument fallacy other ten dollar words I may or may not actually understand.