Fuck that noise.
Uh... No? You get the exact same consumer protections, and you can actually do more with the business account than your standard home internet plan.
Get a business account with your ISP and get one of those weird plans that gives you more up speed than down speed.
I thought it was kinda weird that the WISP I worked for has even up and down speeds for most plans. Though they were also twice as expensive as Comcast, but if you were using the WISP it's because you don't really have access to anything else.
This meme fills me with a sense of pride and accomplishment.
(don't mind me, just need to post in the community once on the new account)
I want so bad for the judge to see this shit on their docket and immediately throw the book at Elon. Figuratively. And literally.
(Actually, let him go ahead and sue Nestlé; they deserve it for other reasons)