Atomic Blonde
KrakBamKrak
joined 1 year ago
And even without reprimanded - I can damn well guarantee that person will EVER make that same mistake.
Not everything requires a paper-trail.
I love keeping them on the phone as long as possible! It's damn-near a hobby of mine.
Today I got one I've never heard before. They were from the "Automobile Collision" Company that said they have money for me from my accident! I like free money...let's do this!
They transferred me three times up the chain...final one was their lawyer - that's where the call dropped. Suffice it to say...I was disappointed to not hear the end.
One of my favorites, in case y'all would like to use it - I claimed (in a Southern drawl) I was an Alligator Hunter...in Nevada. "Business is a bit slow...and I can't go to the zoo no more." Kept them on the line for 44 minutes...almost beat my record.
I like you...your humor sounds as twisted as mine! Don't ever change!
But...but...if your glasses are on the bedside table WHILE you're sleeping - how to you get any reading accomplished?!? ;)
Apparently I got old enough to require reading glasses now (FML) - so reading before bed isn't as easy an option.
So I found audiobooks via my local library (in the U.S.) that I can just download - w00t!
I still PREFER the old "dead-tree" format, but audiobooks have become a replacement.
And don't forget - you can increase the speed of the narrator if you feel like their speaking-cadence is too slow.
If it were American "cheese" he'd be preserved for a millenia!
You also need to realize that just because your state always votes red, it's NOT JUST THE PRESIDENTIAL VOTE that matters. It's the local politicians that get seats in the House and Senate that matter just as much (or more?!?). Pay attention just more than just who's running for President.