That's part of the joke. This isn't really taken seriously here, you'd probably buy this for your friend to tease him in a friendly manner.
Linnce
This is not taken seriously, it's a joke. You would only buy a candle like this to joke with your friends. I've never even seen a candle like that. No one actually thinks a number is gay, you just joke about it when it comes up.
Source: I'm Brazilian.
They didn't though. Anos = years. Ânus = anus.
Anos = years in Portuguese
Mechanical engineering. Whenever I see a big piece of tech — say car, plane or any industrial machinery/piping — I think of all the time and effort that went into creating each part of it, from drawing blueprints, modeling, checking national/international standards, choosing materials, running software for calculations, running through different people for approval, assembly, maintenance, etc.
It's so much work and even more paperwork. I feel we take what we have for granted.
In Portuguese it's spelled coronel and pronounced just like that, with the R in the middle. I can't think of a single word where the L and R interchange. I can't speak for other romance languages though.
I'm making a note here: "huge success"
If you complete a set you get xp and level up your profile. I sell the expensive cards I get from my games and buy the cheap ones to get a full set. I'm on level 52 and I never put any money on steam for any reason other than buying games. My profile looks cool because of this and I like it.
I had a hysterectomy. Kept the ovaries as to not start menopause. It was the best decision I have ever made in my life.
So technically I have my periods hormonally but don't bleed or feel pain, so there's that option if you don't plan on ever having kids.
I see 10 cats, there might be more
Chicabonius
As long as they don't mistake making a new friend with expectations of having a girlfriend. I've had plenty of guy "friendships" which I genuinely thought would last for years, but the moment they noticed I wasn't having sex with them they pulled away to never be heard of. It breaks your heart in a different way.