This is not taken seriously, it's a joke. You would only buy a candle like this to joke with your friends. I've never even seen a candle like that. No one actually thinks a number is gay, you just joke about it when it comes up.
Source: I'm Brazilian.
They didn't though. Anos = years. Ânus = anus.
Anos = years in Portuguese
Mechanical engineering. Whenever I see a big piece of tech — say car, plane or any industrial machinery/piping — I think of all the time and effort that went into creating each part of it, from drawing blueprints, modeling, checking national/international standards, choosing materials, running software for calculations, running through different people for approval, assembly, maintenance, etc.
It's so much work and even more paperwork. I feel we take what we have for granted.
In Portuguese it's spelled coronel and pronounced just like that, with the R in the middle. I can't think of a single word where the L and R interchange. I can't speak for other romance languages though.
I'm making a note here: "huge success"
If you complete a set you get xp and level up your profile. I sell the expensive cards I get from my games and buy the cheap ones to get a full set. I'm on level 52 and I never put any money on steam for any reason other than buying games. My profile looks cool because of this and I like it.
I had a hysterectomy. Kept the ovaries as to not start menopause. It was the best decision I have ever made in my life.
So technically I have my periods hormonally but don't bleed or feel pain, so there's that option if you don't plan on ever having kids.
I see 10 cats, there might be more
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Lol I thought I knew this line from somewhere but couldn't quite place it
That's part of the joke. This isn't really taken seriously here, you'd probably buy this for your friend to tease him in a friendly manner.