Magnetar

taking away all the dumb

Oh man, the episode where Archer basically says "Shut up, experienced scientist from centuries long space faring race with your well thought out careful procesures, I'm going down on that planet we discovered five minutes ago because I want to go camping! Also I'm bringing my dog."

Aren't you supposed to be the land of the free?

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Ah, so fair process only lynch mops? Great.

Today is you 𝓛ucky day.

I once broke my Ubuntu install by trying to convert it KDE Neon, that reinstalled half my packages and left it in an basically unusable state. I then un-broke the install while upgrading multiple Ubuntu releases, that reinstalled the other half as well. It actually worked, and I'm still using that install.

You should watch the cinematic masterpiece "Moonfall".

You have now given me the nightmare of a touchscreen gear shifter.

logical decisions

T'Pol: Captain, we found a new M-class planet. We should proceed very carefully step by step, let's start with scanning -

Archer: Boooring! Who's coming with me camping on the unexplored world? Leave the protective equipment, bring beer! Last one on the shuttle is a stupid vulcan!

Hey, a new planet. Maybe I can lick it?

Possibly something like

surface=asphalt
smoothness=intermediate  

But I'm really not sure. You might find information at https://wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/Key:surface and/or https://wiki.openstreetmap.org/wiki/Key:smoothness

Thanks for your help, citizen.