Malfeasant

joined 1 year ago
[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Cops? looking for an excuse to beat someone? Never!

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Yes- that's why you have to look.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

sometimes I hear them before I see them.

Maybe you should try looking?

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

"tiny homes" ... literally the only thing that's not massively overpriced.

Oh no, they're definitely overpriced too.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

I have memories of being 12-13 years old and my sister (3 years older) and I having to push-start our mom's Renault LeCar...

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

Tomato, tomato...

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If you want to confuse people... I pronounce /etc as "ets", but one of my coworkers recently called it "slash e t c" and I had to ask him to repeat it a couple times before I figured out what he meant...

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Have you ever tried catching flies? Vinegar works better than honey, after all, flies eat shit.

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago

The hell I would...

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why do you have such a hard on for punishment? Isn't restitution enough?

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago

The most fun are when the driver approaches slowly, like you can sneak up on it...

[–] Malfeasant@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

My car was assigned minivan at birth, but now identifies as a VW beetle with a Porsche engine swap.

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