MermaidsGarden

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[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This can only end well… right?

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

It’s also worth noting that Scott Adams is a human-alien hybrid*.

*This is according to Scott Adams.

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 172 points 1 month ago (39 children)

Has she walked back or apologized for any of her bullshit? Last I could stomach to listen she was denying Nazi war crimes.

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Wow, what a loser.

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wow, what a loser.

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 260 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I’ve had it up to here with people saying JD Vance had sex with a couch. How many times do I have to say there’s no evidence JD Vance had sex with a couch before people stop saying JD Vance had sex with a couch? Liberals must be pretty desperate to make up that JD Vance had sex with a couch. The story that on March 17, 2011 JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after so thoroughly deflowering a KIVIK Sofa Chaise that it had to be removed as a biohazard due to the various fluids in and around it, causing the night manager to not only quit but need intensive therapy is beyond the pale. Who would believe this? There is sworn. court. testimony. that JD Vance has not made bare skin contact with a couch within the past 5 years. That’s a fact. Look it up. The idea that this is because JD Vance cannot contain his overwhelming sexual urges in the presence of soft furniture is reckless conjecture. Calling JD Vance a couchfucker is slander and you need to take it back.

The Left™ will do anything to avoid talking about the real issues in this campaign, like the fact that Kamala Harris laughs sometimes.

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago (8 children)

It’s crazy that people think JD Vance had sex with a couch. There’s no evidence JD Vance had sex with a couch. It’s liberals that are perpetuating the idea that JD Vance had sex with a couch. JD Vance has specifically denied that he has had bare skin contact with a couch within a 5 year period. It’s ludicrous that JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after having intercourse with a KIVIK Sofa Chaise.

I’ll repeat, there is no evidence to believe JD Vance had sex with a couch. JD Vance is not a couchfucker.

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The first two games are classics of the PS2 era. If the idea of a Disney / Final Fantasy crossover full of ridiculous anime bullshit doesn’t appeal to you, you probably won’t have a good time.

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Yeah, the opening chapter to that was pretty jarring to read. Then American South hit Wet Bulb 95 last summer. We’re so fucked.

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Go read the book, it’s incredible!

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

“Witty retort”

[–] MermaidsGarden@lemmy.world 261 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (22 children)

Joe Rogan is the living embodiment of being so open minded that your brains fall out.

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