TIMMY!
MintyFresh
My go to is always sneak in a framed photo of Peggy Bundy in amongst their own photos. She is Americas mother after all!

Just ruined my day! I may even stub my toe later about it.
Lohawk
This was written by a golden retriever
I work in public transportation. There's a certain segment, I'd say a solid 40-50% of people, are effectively illiterate. Maybe they can read, but I have yet to see any evidence of it.
I used to be that night shift worker. I was so grateful for that one bar in town that opened in the morning. Nothing like ending the work week with a bloody Mary at sunrise!
That's a lot of kielbasa!
Jagermiester, weed, and a Spotify playlist seeded with bloodhound gang. Just chug, smoke and bellow the lyrics.
It's a good conductor, doesn't corrode easily.
I just buy a water from the convenience store with a good lid and use it till it falls apart or gets lost. I'm on 1.5 years of a "disposable" "one use" bottle. Doesn't need to be fancy, just hold water.