I'm working on a Canadian passport as we speak. Fingies crossed
MintyFresh
I don't think I've ever seen a cop do anything that could be called useful. I mean I'm sure they must occasionally, but I cannot attest to it.
Exactly this. I knew this old retired fighter pilot guy, and he had asbestos gloves he held onto from his service days. He let me play with them at a BBQ once. You could straight up shove your hand into a pile of burning coals, hold it in your hand. Cool to the touch. It really seemed like magic. It really is a wonder-material. If not for the afromentioned cancer....
Nah, I'd be that guy that had just enough money to make life look easy to all the wagies. I'd have some bs job, a nice but modest house. As those around me age prematurely from the stresses of capitalism I'll just be there, making a good life look effortless.
Every now and then a look of pity and derision will flash across my face. My friends won't consciously clock this. But subconsciously they'll know. Know that I'm hashtagged blessed, and they stay up at night thinking about how to keep them bills paid.
Far douchier than a laser suit.
Ohhh I'd have made such a good trust fund baby! I feel I really missed my calling in life.
Ya, I put mint on a rig for my aunt, didn't even tell her it wasn't windows. Granted all she ever uses is the browser, but she seems happy with it. 10/10
I've been switching between PCP and angel dust for years. Just when I feel I'm becoming addicted to one I just switch, and I'm totally sane, maybe even THE MOST sane person. I should run for president!
Such a helpful kitty!
Phalups
Straight to the gulag with you!
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