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I don't think I've seen that version of the Addams Family

It depends because official magic item prices are vague and bad, but Sane Magic Item Pricing has items that go up to 165,000gp and considers the staff of the magi too powerful to price.

Considerably more given you'll generally use it on a bad roll.

That Venn diagram is a circle.

You'll get tired of winning.

Surprisingly those two aren't the ones that invaded Assyria.

Those aren't mutually exclusive.

"Not if I cast shield"

-My level 20 warforged armour dipped wizard, in a game where the DM was quite generous with magic items

The only way to write a perfect metaphor is to not write a metaphor.

The flameboyants.

I'm not sure what this has to do with RPG memes.

"Isn't that the class that just casts spirit guardians?"

Veteran player: "It can do other things?"