MrMamiya

joined 1 year ago
[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 4 points 11 months ago

No fair you cheated. She clicked an update for windows 11 and she loves Cortana!

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I called her and convinced her to switch to DOS. Now you can play Chuck Yeager’s air combat. You’re welcome.

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 13 points 11 months ago (16 children)

I wish every time someone talked shit about operating systems they woke up having switched OS with their grandmother.

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I wanted to like the Tacoma but I owned a Corolla and it’s the same size inside. Not like in a “this is a truck” way either I mean the cabin is like a compact car. Seating position is just awful. I’m tall but this isn’t a tall thing even.

Thing about the Corolla is it had 41” legroom in front at least. More backseat room too.

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 78 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (16 children)

Ah YouTube, the site where I watch a video that tells me in ten minutes what I could read in one. And only 5 advertisements!

Oops, six. I forgot the ad the creator slipped in between minute 1 and 2.

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago
[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Homie front left had diabetes but they made him eat it anyway.

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (8 children)

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Do you:

Believe property has intrinsic value beyond the arbitrary price placed on it by the producer?

Believe that value is higher than that of a human life?

Really want to shoot someone to prove your devotion to property?

Believe harsh punishment up to and including death is a deterrent to crime?

Head over to your local mall’s security office and sign up today!

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

How is anyone going to beg them to stay if they don’t announce it?

[–] MrMamiya@feddit.de 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)