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MrSelatcia
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As long as it has cherry pepper relish from Jersey Mike's, I'm good. I know, I know... fuck the giant chains. But that shit is crazy good.
*Steven Miller revealed to have been a Robot all along.
*Lindsay Graham does full drag queen story hour in desperate attempt to get Trump attention.
*X goes bankrupt but is then bailed out by US Government.
*Tesla introduces new vehicle with special "Mexican Detection System", sold only to ICE in exclusive contract worth billions.
*Trump suggests giving chickens hydroxychloroquine to fight avian flu.
*Melania detained for hours by ICE because Don won't answer his phone while golfing.
*State of Nebraska sold in entirety to Vladimir Putin
Let's see... Some non political ones...
*Dodgers forfeit World Series after not being able to find a starting pitcher due to entire staff having Tommy John surgery.
*Diddy released after identifying as white during trial.
*Boston Dynamics reveals their first sex robot