Mwallerby

The Dollop

Particularly the 1908 New York Paris Car Race episode

Bashir: "They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle."

Garak: "Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which, no doubt, did serious damage to their egos."

Oh I completely agree, just made me giggle

Scunthorpe

Just never go to Scunthorpe

Though I just realised I'm a walking stereotype

No contest, just look at these guys

Gotta be Mark Knopfler - Sailing to Philadelphia

And of course if they'd given it saucer separation that wouldn't look even more goofy, nope, not at all

You walk into your bathroom and see this

The trial never ends

1 - Sovereign

John Eaves just crushed it with the Ent-E

Then in no particular order, SNW Enterprise, Excelsior, NX-refit, and Parliament (USS Vancouver from LD)