My_IFAKs___gone

Free him from his inner demon(s)?

Is every day TACO Tuesday now?

Taxation and regulation without representation. Go ahead, raise the pressure and give people less to live for. I'm sure that'll work out just fine...

On March 1, 2003, the Secret Service was transferred from the Department of the Treasury to the new Department of Homeland Security.

Also this.

No truer words weren't never spoken.

Sam claimed he made thousands of dollars monthly by targeting the "MAGA crowd," whom he described as "dumb" and easy to fool.

Dammit, I wish I'd thought of that. Except my country would probably throw me in prison if I had :(

How to do this but not get caught...this I must ponder.

Strong French Revolution vibes here

Getting Ron Jeremy vibes

The Greek gods did quite enjoy playing with the mortals for their own, often sadistic, entertainment. Trump is probably their favorite comedic character in the currently ongoing production.

Will he retroactively behead his previous wives?

At what point can they just not be called "representatives" anymore? It seems like their ability to actually represent constituents atrophied and died a long time ago.

Or, at least keep the "representative" moniker, but put "Lobby" in front of it.

When I fantasized about the country being overrun by ghouls, I pictured something more comforting, like World War Z or Shaun of the Dead or even Zombieland. But this...this is a sick and twisted kind of hell. Even worse than Walking Dead.