NegativeLookBehind

joined 1 year ago
[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Bezos: I will eat your children, give me the 3 dollars peasant

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago

“He’s everything we’ve ever wanted”

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 28 points 9 months ago

Good luck doing so. I disconnected the antenna and removed the DCM fuse from my Toyota. Track this motherfuckers 🖕🏻

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago

This is the best answer here.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Aww that’s cute, they’re trying to be big boy computers now

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 9 points 9 months ago

You’re right, I should have done that, my bad.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I’m sure they’ll do something about it

Lol I’m sorry I’m totally joking

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Aye Blinken, that’s so thoughtful

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How many times can it be reposted in a week? Let’s find out

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Watching that movie is like having liquid dog shit blasted directly into your eyes

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

With enough lube, yes

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