You can build a website, you don't have to delete your social media first
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Mayonnaise, as explained here:
https://theonion.com/new-high-viscosity-mayonnaise-to-aid-in-american-swallo-1819564964/
Perhaps too much harassment in the places you have looked at?
MacBook is light and functional. If you want even lighter, a foldable phone like the Pixel 9 Pro Fold might do the trick. That way, you only have one device to lug around, instead of carrying both a laptop and a phone.
If you enjoy chess, I recommend Lichess
It's free, open source, no ads, you can play with or without an account, you play against bots or against people of all levels, you can use the app or you can play from the website or you can install the web app
Oh and it loads fast
Enjoy!
Might be your settings or permissions
Boost sends me notifications on replies
Recharge the phone for a few minutes and then check again, it will be there. That's what happened to me and also to my friend.
Don't eat the yellow snow
The guitar intro to Money for Nothing is reminding me of the guitar intro to Welcome to the Machine