Olhonestjim

joined 2 years ago
[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 37 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

No don't kill him first.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Just once, for GTAV.

They released just after midnight. There was a decent line as I recall, probably less than 50 people. People cracked jokes about the series, and quoted favorite dialogue. The first guy in line strode victoriously to his car, his copy held high, then burned rubber when he hit asphalt. Immediately a cop tore after him out of the darkness. The rest of us went "ooooooo". Somebody said, "No that's just one star. He can do this!"

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nope. She is way cooler than almost anyone.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ok. Propose your alternative.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Humboldt squid in California are even more ethical. Invasive, fecund, voracious, ferocious, short lived.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Let Pele take him.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I don't usually do this, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this didn't happen.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Dude has never lifted anything heavy in his life. He's never once taken a punch. He's soft like 10-ply. I'd be delighted to demonstrate.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Vaccine fear mongering is surely part of it, but another good question to ask is: How much are they charging for it?

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jesus spent lots of time with prostitutes.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Or we could demand that our horrible system be dismantled and rebuilt without financial parasites, the perpetrators fined, bankrupted, and jailed, and the victims fully compensated for their losses.

That would definitely be more effective than charity.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Olhonestjim@lemmy.world to c/cyberpunk2077@lemmy.world
 

It might slide into the doorframe with a sci-fi hiss and recognize your approach to unlock, but it's a 100% manual, electric sliding door. If you walk out of your basic apartment and don't manually close the door when you leave, it WILL be open when you get back. It'll stay open the whole time you're home. Who ever saw a manual, powered, sliding door? If you didn't realize this was a dystopia, there you go. That's hysterical. I wonder if they set it up so you'd get burglarized for neglecting basic security. And if not, why not?!

Whoever thought that up is an evil genius.

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