OopsAllTwix

joined 4 months ago
[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 months ago

That's what I thought as well. When has The Verge ever been good?

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

He really needs to buy some eyebrows.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago

"Fox host demands" = "Child has on-air tantrum"

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

You should also shave all of your body hair. Without eyebrows you may look like Mark Zuckerberg. Who wouldn't want that?

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'm sure his cellmate will need glade. I bet that guy stinks.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 months ago

Unleash the Gravy SEALs!!!

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

They can't give it back. That's why it needs to be money.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Then multiply that figure by 10 or more. The state should be punished for that mistake and not want to make similar mistakes again.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

The check is in the mail.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

“Shit hawks...big dirty shit hawks...they’re coming Bubbles. They’re flying in low..swooping down..shitting on people and dragging em off to the big shit nest”

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