OttoVonNoob

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[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 weeks ago

God speed, Green Ranger.

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago (7 children)

To be honest i can't tell if this is satire, spoof or against day off? I mean emergency social services are essential. Food and the rest are not, you do your shopping the day before and bring a lunch, self serve pumps are everywhere anywyas and entertainment services are not essential.

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Wait really, why coulsnt they force them to?!? In Canada companies that are open pay huge fines. Companies that are deemed essential do not recieve fines but have to pay 2.5 Mult to employees and if the employee does not work they get a days pay.

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My friend owned a car wash he worked on a home made weather dominator. It's actually quite easy all you need is some rubber bands, duct tape, a piece of posiedens trident, gods blessing, a demon turtle named frank who only eats out on Sundays but not every Sunday and my father who went for milk and never came back. Unfortunately he couldn't find the rubber bands so it never came to fruition.

 
 
[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I haven't thought about Reddit since the mod ban but aren't people being paid to make content? So could be mass farming nickels?

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

We can't trust adult websites to stop minors from entering!!!... Now give the adult website your personal info to visit!!!

 
 
 
 
 
 
[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 78 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Donald Trump right now

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone say Pokemon. From a. monster collecting/battle game nothing has really came close.

 
 
 
 
[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

There is a wonderful movie about a dog fighting ww1 pilot who is a pig. Both pilots guns jam so they start throwing shit at eachother. It's called Porco Rosso, it's a wonderful film on Netflix(atleast in Canda). If you haven't checked it out I suggest you do. "I'd rather be a pig than a faciast:

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

I always thought a zoo was an excellent site for a horror game. Ever since the zoo in the RE miltiplayer game or even all the monkeys in the original RE2 game design.

[–] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

If people didn't tip well, some jobs would be unlivable. So employers would have to pay employees more.

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