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Massage chair misshap.

There won't be another real election.

If you're 300 lbs, there's no way you're built like a linebacker. 240 is about max for a linebacker. I'm 6'4 and 220. You're either muscle bound or built like a lineman.

Unlikely that thered be a round in the chamber, but it doesn't take long to make that happen. But that being said, a bolt action is quicker than you think when operated by an expert.

Just pump a noobtube up there. Problem solved.

Nah, those snipers are paid by taxpayers.

Plus, a literal underground rave is going to be a much better time than a sporting event, as well as having better people.

Explain your position.

Hmmm it couldn't be me that's the issue. No, it's gotta be the children who are wrong.

Actually yeah.

This is why I don't do Walmart. Sure it's cheaper than target, but I'm willing to pay more for not having to deal with the gravy seals.

Those fuckers volunteer for this shit