PapaStevesy

I don't eat mud, and sorry, you can't come in my home, vampire.

If it was a full pickle, you'd have a point. One little burger chip? That's not even an entire amuse-bouche.

Doesn't look pickled, but it definitely could be I guess. Fuck I love pickled onions...I don't eat mops though, rolled or otherwise.

Good anything doesn't need much else than salt, doesn't mean I don't want it. Find me a savory dish that's not improved by garlic and I'll stab you in the heart because you're obviously a vampire.

I mean, even if you're really into unseasoned fish topped with raw onion, presentation certainly leaves something to be desired.

Yeah, I meant his default skin, sowwy

Some monkey

I metaphorically devour the memory for power. I'm still alive and it's highly likely that I'm the only person on the entire planet thinking about it. Obviously these memories are extremely powerful, but it's not doing me any good if I just feel embarrassed again every time I think about them. Harness that crazy shame energy and try to put it to actual productive use somehow. Just knowing that I can be that embarrassed and be absolutely fine actually gives me more confidence. Simply wallowing in the embarrassment only takes confidence away.

Edit: Sorry I didn't see you described the whole situation, I was writing very generally. Overall, it still applies. Except that maybe the moment is also replaying in your gf's head for her own embarrassment at unintentionally embarrassing you. It's honestly probably worse for her, at least you're safe in the knowledge that you were misrepresented due to shrinkage lol

Idk, he's a Brazilian roller-blading sports-loving DJ...

I think most likely scenario is he was green and yellow based on the Brazilian flag, green means "go", and there was only one other color left for "heal", so it's yellow.

Because his default coloring is green and yellow I'd guess

Probably because it doesn't "apply system-wide" until 2027.

Depends how much melanin is involved