Poggervania

Damn OP, you really farming internet points with the long-ass list of crossposts I gotta get through before I could write this comment lol

Iirc, it’s only been 3 or so years between the end of ME1 and the start of ME3. For like 2 of those 3 years, Shep was literally being rebuilt - and then between the end of ME2 and the start of ME3, we go from “Collectors are abducting people” to “holy fuck the Reapers are here” in 6 months or so. To me, that’s the weird whiplash - during the 2 years, the Reapers were doing… something, but practically as soon as Shep comes back from the dead, they are now invading??

Granted, this is being incredibly and obnoxiously nitpicky, but I always disliked that timing. Would’ve made more sense that ME2 took maybe a year after ME1 at most, then have ME3’s story start like a year or 2 after ME2 to at least give a little breathing room.

just put the ice directly on the motherboard, ez pz cooling

Feels like they omitted part of that statement, it should read “AI will create universal high income for people with high income already”

Combat is 10/10

Characters and writing were “My face is tired”/10

Wonder how BioWare felt when they got out-“BioWare RPG”’d by Larian

So… why did this need a remake, exactly? Thought we had the original and the sequel on modern systems.

Imagine: instead of torture, Japan makes the priest of Loviatar tickle people similar to how they turned the electrocution rods into laughing rods in Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker during the torture scene.

Adding onto that, one can argue nobody is buying because of Kanye’s antisemitic statements. Basically, if you buy one, people might take that as you actually supporting antisemitism - even if you only got the shoes because you like them. Thus, the company finds them worthless because people have reasons to not buy the shoes.

Hear me out people: Orlando Bloom as Link so they can do a funny and say “Link, what do your elf eyes see!?”

Your Majesty, the kingdom is under attack!

Oh wow, you mean to tell me that between paying disgustingly high rent, car payments, car insurance, gas, increasing food prices for less food than before, and having buying power that is stagnant at best and shrinking in most cases due to inflation, it’s hard to be financially stable?

Next thing you know, that article will tell me water is wet.