PrimarilyPrimate

I saw a human person use Tide laundry detergent to wash a Thanksgiving turkey.

Go brush your teeth!

Did my grandma write this because it sounds just like something my grandma would write.

I think that you would just end up with a sticky butt hole.

I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!

I don't think that you have anything to worry about, she looks like she enjoys the attention that you give her. You have a kind soul.

I love these pictures of Sandy, she looks so relaxed. You seem to take great care.

I think that it is exactly the same as before you were born.

To tell the age of any horse Inspect the lower jaw of course; The six front teeth the tale will tell, And every doubt and fear dispel.

Two middle nippers you behold Before the colt is two weeks old; Before eight weeks two more will come Eight months: the corners cut the gum.

At two the middle "Nippers" drop: At three the second pair can't stop; When four years old the third pair goes, At five a full new set he shows.

The deep black spots will pass from view At six years from the middle two; The second pair at seven years; At eight the spot each corner clears.

From the middle "Nippers" upper jaw At nine the black spots will withdraw. The second pair at ten are bright; Eleven finds the corners light.

As time goes on the horsemen know The oval teeth three-sided grow; Then longer get - project before - Till twenty, when they know no more."

When the dog makes the barf noise.

The sweetest compliment I ever got was from my late husband. He told me that my skin was as soft as a pony's nose. This made me think of him, thank you.

How many up downs of my flip flop.