PrimeErective

(keikaku means plan)

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John Mulaney's take

Ugh, I was just telling the youngins about the old phones with the IR blasters that let you control everything. Those were the days

Dear Salt,

I hope this message doesn't find you. May your beers be warm and your showers frigid.

Cold regards, Prime

GERBURGER

First largest is Walmart, in case anyone else was curious

iSame

I saw a full rainbow from a plane once. It was sick

How often do they do tours? That would be so cool to see

Went do we even HAVE that switch

Yeah I know but the way they talk is just kinda creepy