I think announcing our flirting is now a relationship meme. I totally get his reasons for announcing it.
I never got the hang of flirting, and my wife had resigned herself to never having a real relationship.
Took a couple on-the-spectrum stoner nerds a long time to find each other.
I'm just here to say that "We've never seen this level of surveillance" is a weirdly hilarious thing to say.
Not saying this isn't a horrible situation at all, just giggled at that.